Speaking with Programmers...

Below is just an adapted conversation placed in such that it slightly resembles scenarios where I had short chat with some of my friends who were doing programming (Note: It's not specific to any programming language, just an example only).

//'*' refers to a pointer
//int means Integer
//variable in this context means person
/*A or B does not refer to the same person, just indicating it's a person*/

int situation;
Variable A, B, C, me;

switch (situation)
{
Case 1:
A = "YESH I finally gotz a DATE!";
Me = "Really? Who who who?";
A * program_built_that_finally_shows_the_BLOODY_date!;
break;

Case 2:
A = "Can you C?";
B = "I can't see at all! Where?";
A = "Then, you should C++!";
B = "Oh yah! LOL";
Me = "Wtf?! Gimme a break";
break;

Case 3:
A = "When one class inherits another privately, what happens?";
B = "EASY! All parts are private then - Private parts!";
C = "LOL we are all individually divided into 3 parts - public [head],
protected [body] and private [below]";
Me = "ROFL!";
break;

Default: "Error, life not found. Recompile please";break;